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Califer
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 The Cuckoo Clock The other night a man was invited out for a night with "the boys".
He told his wife that he would be home by midnight ... promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At
around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got
in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times.
Quickly, he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9
times. He was really proud of himself, having a quick witty solution,
even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told her
twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked her
why, she said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said "oh @#%$," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
Sprung!!!
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Pete
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock
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"Thou shalt make up your own mind."
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Califer
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock Aha - So you are showing you have a dark side  Shouldn't let your secrets out on an open forum 
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Pete
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock I cannot afford a darker side. Like I say I would never get away with it.
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Zen Dog
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock I could.
No beggar would notice.
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Zen Dog
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock Who said that?
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Pete
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock Hmmm! I thought I heard something, but then again it could of been my imagination.
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Zen Dog
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock Here's a subliminal thought I had the other day. 
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Great Cthulhu
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock I picked up on that right away, thanks!
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